"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
"It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there."
Angelina Jolie (via jasfuckinq)
"I did not intend to get this drunk"
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)